注意:曼聯迷勿入!!
Warning: Man. United Fans Prohibited.
什麼!!一個號稱是當紅利物浦球隊西班牙籍前鋒 Fernando Torres 的老婆,竟然跑去敵軍戰營 Old Trafford!!有沒有搞錯啊!?沒錯!!由於晃完教堂之後,當下覺得市區好像沒其他有看頭的地方,我只好淪落到搭上Metrolink,來到的敵軍戰營Old Trafford來閒晃!不過,除了覺得這個球場的確是很壯觀之外,其餘的時間,我都在努力的隱藏我的苦瓜臉。因為要是被人家看到了,一定馬上就認出我這個『間諜』來啦!
It's true! I admit! I went to Old Trafford! How was this possible, though, for someone who claims to be the number one fan of the Spanish striker for Liverpool, Fernando Torres, to visit such a horrible place! Well, after seeing the cathedral, I decided that there was not much left to see in the city centre. That is the only reason I decided to see what Old Trafford is all about! Other than the fact that it is undeniably an impressive stadium, from the outside, there is not much more I have to say. I spent the whole time trying to refrain myself from making funny faces at it. After all, I didn't want to get myself into trouble.
球場附近的pub。
Pub near the stadium.
要我進去?打死我吧!
Not a chance I'm going in there!
其實我最後會想來的原因還有一個。因為我的好姊妹跟她男友是曼聯迷。因為他們有會員,所以偶爾會很幸運的買的到票來觀看球賽。因為這樣,所以想了解一下他們來看球賽時的路線。經過這次的Old Trafford之旅,才了解,居住在利物浦的曼聯迷,可真是不簡單啊。若是為了省錢坐coach,要花上一小時。到了曼城,又還要搭電車來到Old Trafford。電車到站後,又還要步行一段距離才能抵達球場。好辛苦啊!
There was actually another reason why I wanted to come to Old Trafford. My best friend and her boyfriend are Man United fans. They've got membership, so occasionally, they would come and watch the match here. I wanted to see what it was like for them to come to the match. After my trip, I realised what a hassle it had been for them. It takes about an hour to get to Manchester on the coach. After they arrive, they have to take the tram to Old Trafford, then walk for a while before reaching the stadium! What toil and trouble!
到了接待中心後,接待人員問我說要不要參加tour。問了之後得知tour要£12。我很想大聲叫出來說:『Anfield的tour我都還沒參加過,要我花錢參觀Old Trafford?門兒都沒有!!』不過當然是忍下來啦!畢竟也要看看我當時在誰的地盤嘛!哈哈呵呵!!*汗* 不過我還是進去Mega Store殺了一下時間。買了什麼?當!然!不!可!能!買!啦!有沒有搞錯。
When I entered the reception area, they asked me if I wanted to join the tour. Once I found out that it cost £12, I immediately said to myself, NO WAY, JOSE! Why? C'mon! Do you even need to ask? I haven't even done the tour for Anfield, yet! It would be insane to spend that money for a tour in a stadium of our enemy! But I did go into the Mega Store, just to kill time. Yes, really. And obviously, I did not spend a pence in that horrible place. Haha.
被我惡搞的壁報。
I simply had to.
我承認,還是挺可愛的啦。
I admit, it is rather cute.
這樣的收銀台,一共有四排!
There were four rows of cashiers like this!
這大概就是我的極限了... 不能在進去了。
This was as far as I could go, and as far as I wanted to go.
Mrs. Torres念:其實沒那麼糟糕啦。反正也是一種經驗。只是為了娛樂效果,加了一點油,也加了一點醋。大家看看就好。反正曼聯迷也可以在自己blog裡罵我們啊。哈哈!

沙發~~~ 妳的ISO值未免太高了吧?
繪: ISO是什麼? 太高會怎樣嘛?
"居住在利物浦的曼聯迷,可真是不簡單啊。" ↑ 還要忍著不能沒事亂喊Viva XXFC~~~~
Fangorn: I was thinking of the commute to the games, actually. LOL...
嘖嘖...ernando Torres 的老婆... 敵軍戰營叫老吹佛喔? 妳的心情應該很像馬英九來到高雄世運主場館 coach是啥咪?不是教練嗎...? 被我惡搞的壁報。= I simply had to. 好難理解... 要惡搞的話,妳還可以把AIG的球衣改成PIG啊~ 最後,曼聯加油~~!!
阿摩: 你把人家名字copy and paste的時候漏掉一個字母了喔 =.=" coach也可以是長途巴士喔。 我很早以前就說過我的雙語版不見得是直接翻譯的 有的時候是看我中文想說什麼 英文又想說什麼就打出來 不過我有盡量表達相同的意思啦
這篇...真的很好笑 XDD
皮老師: 呵呵~ 有娛樂效果也挺不錯的 ^^
ISO值就是感光值,你用太高,顆粒就會很大, 大家會怕到,哈哈。 你說是吧,Mrs. Torres .
小笠: 原來是這樣 那幾張是我用特效處理過的 沒想到反而得到反效果...
衝著你注意的那句話就進來了XDDD 原來MU球場長那樣啊……話說只要看他們的消息我都秉持著知己知彼百戰百勝的精神, 反正一邊看一邊唸幾句對紓解壓力也是有很好的效果XDD
shan137: 哈哈!! 其實他比Anfield大很多 不過我的心當然是屬於Anfield的啦!! 沒錯!我也是衝著『知己知彼百戰百勝』 這句話才決定要去走走的 希望我們這季能夠順利拿下premier league冠軍啊!!
"老吹佛" 哈哈....又「老」又愛「吹」牛要退休的「佛」爵爺.............
Fangorn: Alas! We have something in common...
Your scenario just reminded me of a movie..... Just when I tried to figure out the name of the movie....... To my surprise, it turned out "The 51st State" ,starring Samuel L Jackson, is Liverpool's most famous fan........... http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities-news-in-pics/17-07-2009/51961/
Fangorn: Found the clip of the scene where he attacked the bar filled with Man United fans. OMG It's hilarious. Why have you not told me about it sooner???
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/formula51/
哈哈~大家都以為你ISO調太高,雜訊太多 不過姊姊的間諜行程不夠專業喔 至少要進去幫他們加油一下XD
泰瑞弟弟: 是我不知道ISO是啥 我的相機好像不能調吧 如果是ISO太高 不是每張都會一樣嗎? 要我幫他們加油喔... 我看叫我嫁人還比較快 =.="
哈哈 真的耶 給人家漏掉了一個F 我自己處罰 我也少一個"阿"了
摩西斯: 還有這樣的處罰法 真有創意ㄟ你
看到最後我笑了XD 哈哈哈~~~ 我想我們是心有戚戚焉唷~ 不用多說妳懂得的~嘿嘿~:) 我血液裡流的血就只有一家Club而已!!!!!!!
Min: 我就知道你會懂 QQ
不然我把名字倒過來唸好了 不過老吹佛這個名字真的很讚
斯西摩阿: 可以顛倒寫嗎?
Because I watched a bit here and there on HBO, never figured out the title of the movie. Love the British humor, like snatch sort...... The scene I remembered the most is the "Fish n Chips" part!!
Fangorn: I haven't seen the whole movie yet. Can't find the full movie online. But it's defo on my list of movies to see.
路過,曼聯迷不厚道的衝進來了 orz... 話說去敵人的陣地某程度還是滿刺激的,所以我挺喜歡去看客場比賽哦!
clemengel: 哈!! 看看、笑笑就好~ 新的一季快要開踢囉 一起加油吧[雖然希望你們不要贏 >"<]
嘻嘻,我就是曼聯迷,我偏要進來。 不過那已經是十幾年前,我旅居馬來西亞的事了, 那時大馬的電視很乏味,我唯一的選擇就是看英格蘭足球聯賽, 那時曼聯有法國球星康多納,我老公是法國人,我愛屋及烏,就成了曼聯迷。 現在我哪一隊都不迷,因為台灣沒有英格蘭足球聯賽可以看。殘念!
lindyeh: 哈哈~ 沒關係啦 我是想說這樣惡搞 要先聲明一下 不然曼聯迷毫無準備的進來 應該會很生氣 :P 今年好像是ESPN得到轉播權 應該會比去年更多可以看喔